Available Now: DoonDiscs

Feeling a little lethargic towards your baseball card blog lately?  Can’t seem to find inspiration for that next post?  Don’t feel like scanning yet another Allen & Ginter card?

Fret no more friends, your problems could possibly be over!  Introducing DoonDiscs ™, a legitimately randomly provoked conceptual specified beingness product designed to enrich your life force and fulfill applicable tendencies.

Simply by applying DoonDiscs ™ to your skin, your blogging perhaps will come free and easy, and at a high level of aptitude.  LiquidNapkin ™ technology has been embedded into each disc, encouraging rapid movement in your brains creative neurobules.  Relaxed and refreshed and creative- that is how you might feel.

 

After trying our discs and allowing your mind to be easily persuaded, you might discover that DoonDiscs ™  are indispensable for relieving stress and fatigue from your blogging mind. Doon Discs come in three mind numbingly cool designs.    In all aspects of baseball card blogging – thinking about baseball cards and writing about baseball cards – DoonDiscs can help maximize your potential creativity and interestingness. This is why so many top bloggers will consider using NapkinDoon ™  products.

We’ve customized 3 different styles of DoonDiscs ™ to maybe pinpoint specific blogging challenges:

• Standard Disc:  This is the original DoonDisc and is designed to help all aspects of blogging.

• Comedy Disc:  This disc featuring iconic Napkin Doon cartoon character (courtesy Lost Collector) will make you smile and therefore bring funny pulses to your brain neruobules.

(Note: These are factory prototypes and centering will be corrected on first official production run)

• Smart Disc:  This handsome disc proudly displaying the image of the brilliant George Will (courtesy Cardboard Junkie) will encourage serious, rigorous thought pulses to your brain neurobules.

Each DoonDisc is thoroughly processed through our 3 step neurobule enhancing rigmarole. 

1. Each DoonDisc is pressed between two of my little boy’s toy magnets.  The magnetic force is captured between the fibers of the DoonDisc ™  and ready to be released into your body upon application.  The effect this will have upon your body is uncertain, but we are quite certain it is at least harmless, and perhaps even beneficial.
2. Then DoonDiscs ™ are gently nestled overnight in the middle of “Blood Meridian” by Cormac McCarthy, the greatest book ever written.  Through osmorpedosis, the words and writing style of this masterpiece will absorb into each DoonDisc and will then release into your body upon application. 
3. Finally, each DoonDisc is spritzed with Lysol. Lysol, along with the magnetic force and Cormac McCarthly words is the heart of LiquidNapkin ™ technology.  The rest is a company secret, but I assure you it is nothing gross or untoward.

Placement of DoonDiscs is left entirely to the discretion of each individual.    Our researchers interviewed several meth addicts as to which areas of the body were most conducive to absorbing substances, and apparently there are no bad places.  “Under the tongue” was a popular response, but your DoonDisc will quickly lose stickiness if applied to this area, plus the Lysol spray will not taste good.

For a limited time, DoonDiscs ™ are available free to followers of this blog.  If you wish to be a better blogger or a better person in general please accept a sample of DoonDiscs ™ with our compliments.  Please leave a comment on this post and tell me which style DoonDisc ™ you would like.  Then please send me your address, along with a reminder of the DoonDiscs ™ you want by email to Napkindoon@gmail.dotcom.